When a Soldier gives you a hot
slap, thou shall surely realize that “Police is your friend”. Wake up! Wake
Up!! Wake Up!!! I’m not writing about a software that makes you call the police
on emergencies. Neither am I developing an app for that purpose. Rather, I’m
provokingly writing about the loss of purpose and integrity in our police
force. Nine point eight (9.8) out of every ten (10) Nigerians at home have either
experienced or been victims of the pick-pocket activities of police officials
who were paid to protect the citizenry. Extortion, bribery, nepotism, brutality
and threats are the certifications that determine the ranks of our policemen
and policewomen today. The more an officer can pass these required courses, the
higher he goes on the promotion ladder.
Talk of illegal extortions
at check-points, operation open-your-booth, operation clear-the-rogues (popularly
known as ROGA), forceful collection
of stipends from public taxi and bus drivers at our motor parks etc. none of
them show a sign of a serious security agency. I have always queried the course
of the apparent mishmash and quandary in our police, but still can’t find any
clear answers. Could it be the icon of an Elephant and Wooden pole than describes
them or the black uniform that identifies them? Putting an Elephant in a logo
could either stand for hugeness in size or sluggishness or both. In the case of
the Nigeria Police Force, I think it stands for both. They are the last to
respond to security issues but the first to extort. Their uniform has been changed
to a more attractive violet-blue, at least for senior officers, so why are we
still having this mess? Countless times, I have eye-witnessed police fleeing
away from armed robbers at the face of encounters in broad day light. I have
also seen cases where people are made to part with their hard-earned money all
in the name of settling police for cases they had no guilt. One of such was the
display of ignorance by men of the police this week.
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| Men of the Police fighting in the public |
On the 29th December,
2014 a friend of mine was about to sell out a 10400mAh power bank to his
customer, somewhere around Dugbe Post-office in Ibadan, Oyo state. He bought
the Romozz appliance through an online order on Amazon and was about to sell in
an OLX style. All of a sudden, ununiformed men of the NPF came to meet them at the back of the customer’s car where the transaction was being
made and alleged them of loitering and ‘illegal’ transaction. They asked few
questions, the central and the most silly of which was “where is the receipt
issued to the buyer of the power bank?” An event that jokingly started around
10:00 AM in the morning was blown up towards detainment of the newest money-bag
‘suspects’ of the police and wasn't resolved until 5:10PM. A tender of the invoice from Amazon was not enough
for the long-throat askaris to proof the ownership and purchase of the device
by the owner. Meanwhile, the Railway Police Station, Dugbe runs on a generator fueled
with petrol they have no receipt for. The matter was dragged back and forth
until the LPO and his supporting officer were settled with a cash of #3,000 NGN
by the parents of the ‘accused’.
So what solution did we proffer to the situation, what role did Emdee play and what happened next?...Read the PART 2 COMING SOONEST.
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