Friday, 19 December 2014

My Single BIRTHDAY Request

A great salute and plenty of ‘GBOSAs’ to all my friends, family and foes, I prefer calling you boos. You guys have edited my thoughts and re-configured my actions through your likes, dislikes, commendations, criticisms, sacrifices etc. I thank God for knowing all of una, because una don photoshop my general outlook and made me a better human being. I appreciate Etisalat Nigeria, the only network that works, for allowing me call all my friends free today (on the 0809ja network only). Oya make I throw way salute for una!   

All for you

I discovered that when your mom suddenly mistakes your birthday and thinks it is 18th (eighteenth) instead of 19th (nineteenth), then two things are involved. It is either a reflection of her excessive unconditional love for you or somebody is getting old. If it’s a reflection of her affection, you are safe. But if somebody is getting old, then TWO three things are involved. It’s is either she is getting old or you are getting old or both of you are getting old. I woke up yesterday and found almost 5ive #HBD messages from mom. I had to check the calendar about fift(een)y times to confirm if the messages were actually for me. That’s the supernatural love of a Senior Abiyamo of Nigeria (SAN). Thanks so much Ma, I love you.
I write this with all sense of humility and gratitude to God Almighty who in His mercies has granted me 365 more days on His Earth and gave me the reasoning capacity to notice it on the Gregorian calendar. A lot of things have changed over the last one year, some for good and some for bad. I am thanking God for all of them as I and all my capacity couldn’t have changed whatever He wishes.

One of my Birthday mates


I’ve got just ONE/OOKAN/DAYA/OTU birthday request which will take you less than 30 seconds to grant (if you are not on the YELLOW network). As you have visited this blog, justemdee.blogspot.com, select web version (if viewing from a phone) and subscribe your email to my feed channel. I promise you no SPAM mails, just goodies and stuff that will move your ministry from its rented apartment to a permanent site. For those already in permanent site your ministry is about to relocate to the camp. The only person who can choose not to bring this gift is the Golden Pearl, she doesn’t need an email notification to get an update from Emdee.
There will be a parry tonight at the Akwa-Ibom state government house because Godswill Obot Akpabio , the executive governor of Akwa-Ibom state, Dr Bukola Abubakar Saraki of Kwara state and Ramson Tokunbo Nouah Jr. of #Nollywood all share my birthday. Yes! Don’t mind them, they too like to share things with correct people. Anyway, ‘WE’ have decided to use one venue for the sake of prudence. I wish all my birthday mates long life and prosperity and I say thanks for celebrating with ‘US’.

One of the Birthday mates of Emdee Tiamiyy


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4 comments:

  1. hope you don't also belong to PDP and hope you are not in support of Jonathan? Happy birthday to you, long life and prosperity.

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    1. hahahahhaha....Question for the gods..."Johnathan and PDP is a good something" --- Mama Peace....Thanks for the wishes I appreciate sir

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  2. Nice one Emdee, I'm loving your creativity!

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    1. My brother thanks. You motivation keeps me going. Emdee appreciates.......oshe!

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